This must be sung to the tune of "My Favorite things" from the "Sound of Music".
Hemmerhoids and hair where it shouldn't be growing
Peeing on myself and not even knowing!
Climbing the stairs like I'm one hundred and three
These are the things that are happening to me!
Sounds that I thought could never come from me!
Skin tags and craving everything that I see
My bladder happens to be the size of a pea
These are the things that are happening to me!
Heartburn and varicose veins happen all the time
Belly button that's gone and it's getting harder to rhyme
My ankles are the same size all the way up to my knee
These are the things that are happening to me!
When I'm grouchy! When I'm impatient!
When I'm feeling blah!
I simply remember it's only nine months!
And then I don't feel so bad!!
1 comment:
I liked this a lot :)
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