My Dear Letters

***I got this idea from another blog, writing letters to random people. I also am writing them to places.***

Dear Rude Old Ladies at Costco,
I would just like to let you know, that my mother taught me it is rude to cut in line. I think that applies to everyone. I mean I am all about respecting my elders but when my elders are acting like selfish two year olds, I have a hard time. There are more brownies coming out, and you will not be left out. Cutting in front of me and grabbing the last two on the tray is really something my two year old would *try* to do. And I say *try* because I would stop him and explain to him that it is rude to cut in front of people and patience is something we all need to practice.

Signed a disgusted with old people,
Anna


Dear Target.
I love you. Oh how I love you. I think you are amazing. My husband hates you.I would like to know if you pump MSG into the air so that I will buy more? I think you do.

Signed a happy Target shopper,
Anna

Dear Parents who's children are out of control in the store,
That extra large slushie you just let your 3 year old down isn't going to help things. Do you know that what your children eat directly affects how your children act? Please for the sake of the other shoppers around you, take the red bull away from your child. Not only will you be happier in the long run, so will I.

Signed a frazzled shopper,
Anna


Dear Women who pee on seats and leave it,
Just a question, does your bathroom at home look like the stall you just left? I mean come on, thats what those little paper sanitizer rings are for. Just layer them two or three deep and its a nice seat. Oh and flush.  Just because you want to live like a pig doesn't mean the rest of us do.

Signed a disgusted bathroom goer,
Anna

Dear Helpful People who take the cart back so I don't have too,
I just want to thank you. Sometimes trying to carry two toddlers back to the car after being in the store is exhausting. Thank you for taking a few minutes out of your schedule to take my cart back.

Signed a tired shopper,
Anna


Dear Costco Greeter,
Thank you for telling me I'm wonderful and beautiful, and that I'm doing a good job as a mom, you made my day.

Signed I now have a bounce in my step,
Anna